James
  • arinoch

I could go postal. But I'm lazy.

Dear landlord: why in the name of everything did you wait until *now* to tell me the bank decided I'm too poor to pay my rent? I understand the banks are generally run by morons with approximately half the IQ of my biggest pimple, but I honestly expected something resembling inteligence from you folks. It's friday. You're barely open past lunch tomorrow. The bank is probably barely open past lunch tomorrow. You want me to pay you ZOMG naow plz. Oh, yeah, and you send me a letter stating so, dated today, telling me to call superintendant lady like right bloody now or else. Except she's not working until tomorrow. And barely past lunch time. Again I say, what. the. fuck? Words cannot describe the level of stupid this just blew right on past. They can't. You fail.

No love,
Me.

X-posted, along with the other half of the post, to my personal journal.